2nd Year = Happy New Year!!

EWWW! Please do not even mind Blogger and the UGLY freezeframe it decided to start our video on...sincerest apologies! Its sooo not even a horror flick lol.

Hola hunnies! It has been FAR too long and I can't wait to get back into the swing of bleurghing again. So...we have finally moved into our new flat & its FAB guys...you will adore it.

YeYe's (me) Room : In the words of my boo JayZ?..."All black everything"

I've always wanted an all-black room & my designer dream came true! There's candles and incence sticks everywhere for scent purposes and ofcourse...PICTURES PICTURES PICTURES!! Me? I'm vain oh....so here's living proof of it. My room's decor is derived from all walks of retail from Primark to IKEA to House of Fraser....mix and match people.

The silk sheets look BEAUTIFUL but are ABSOLUTELY the worst idea known to man!! I slip off and YaYa has even slipped ALL the way to the floor once almost bussin' her back! Poor lassie!!

YaYa's Room ...otherwise referred to as the "Love Shack"

Isn't it just gorgeous?!? I look for every reason to crash in that room, even if it IS just down the hall lol. The decor ranges from Next to Debenhams to....I dunno. I'm guessing she might fill you in a tad more later? But yer, we are finally here so work work work!! BLEURGH!

Just watched the new season of The Hills...NOT impressed!! Its turned from a show where you envied the characters because of their FAB lives to just watching straight up envy on your screen....NEXT! Afterwards, watched the new season of The City as well....a DEFO step-up from last season! But can MTV Exec's PLEASE get off their rich arses and TRY and make their reality shows a tad more fitting for that title? BLEURGH!

YeYe says....BLEURGH!! Welcoming new things but just developing the old...

The end of an era...

Hey guys, sooo most university students know that we are getting to the end of the summer break, and preparing to get back to the place that is "Univille"... all ahhh on three... 1,2,3.... "ahhhhhh". Its been a while...

Soo, clearly the parents have to use you for alllll they can until you leave... thus how busy I've been...

Saturday


Dress : Ted Baker
Clutch : River Island
Jewelry : A collection of stores including Ms Selfridge, H&M and DKNY





Venue: Porchester Hotel, for what??.. Club 87 African Night... what is that, and what does it have to do with me.. you ask.. (Well you should, since I was had been asking myself the same question the whole week that I've been up and down running errands for the event..)... Well since daddy dearest is the "Presidoo!" as the members put it, of Club 87 as the first born daughter.... who can drive... CLEARLY I am the one to rigmaro (Translation: run up and down for no reason) about the place. Luckily, thanks to my efforts :D the evening was a success, and went off without too much of a hitch....

Sunday

Top: Topshop
Jeans: River Island
Shrug: Coast
Heels: Barrats (They are there!!... biege, with a bow on the top... ca-utte.. trust!)

Sunday, woke up earlllyyy... despite going to bed late to take a trip to Reading for my Godsister's daughters christening. In one of my earlier blogs, I mentioned that she had given birth... well its been 5 weeks alllreadyyy I know... and time for her christening, time really flies... That was a lovely day, the baby is a beautiful lil munchkin, who lurrrveeesss to eat, and apparently big for a 5 week old... not suprising really, her mother could EAT when she was pregnant!!!! :D




The munckin... Isnt she just a looker... awwwww... (as you can see her mouth is shaped in an "0", as in... "Give me food... O")

Speaking of babies... our very own Ms Lauren London become babymama Carter #3 last week, delivering a baby boy (2 down one to go in 09 Wayne.... just... wow...) He doesnt have a name yet... but... ummm... congrats LL, I still shake my head at the thought of the father... but a baby is a baby... sooo... congrats!!

(Even preggers she's gorgee)

Annnddd... the latest in Kanye-gate at the VMA's, he apologised about his behavior on the Jay Leno show last night, and it did seem genuine... with no bow ties in sight ;)... Maybe its my naive lil heart, but watching the video, I couldnt help saying "Awww poor baby.." esp since he seemed very emotional discussing his mother:

Also, last night I heard the news of Patrick "Dirty Dancing" Swayze's death... :(... so sad, 2009 is proving to be some year *sigh*.... Rest in Peace Paddy....

Yaya says..... BLEURGHHH .... children will be children no matter the age.....

Memoirs of a sleepless Bleurgher...

SUNDAY

Cardigan = Zara

Wifebeaters = Heart & Hips (American Boutique)

Camisole = Primark (Kid's section...what? Kid's have THE best selection for colours!)

Skirt = Primark

Heels = New Look

WOW! Thanks to UStream (The newest phenomenon past the overrated twitterbug), Facebook status' were abuzz last night with disapproving reactions of Kanye West's outburst during Taylor Swift's acceptance speech...bless the poor lassie. I mean, yer...he had a point but EVERY bloody VMA he has an issue with MTV's decisions...for example

2006 = He interrupted a European group's acceptanc speech because h believed HIS "Touch the Sky was the best video that year

2007 = Lets not forget mid him & Fiddy (50 Cent) album showdown, where Britney was chosen as the opening act MID-recovery for the shambolic "Gimme More"...he beefed MTV, to which their response was to boycott his videos for a while...

...and here he is again...acting a DAMN fool. Beyonce looks SO embarassed, bless her!

But for some STRANGE reason (probably because of my customery afternoon naps) I was unable to force myself to sleep last night & to my surprise, a friend sent me a link to this blog, Memoirs of a London Sket-Rochelle Whitely. I was HOOKED from the get go...1st thing I did in th morning (before even brushing my teeth?) was read more chapters...wow! You guys HAVE to check it out!!

MONDAY

Checkered shirt = Brother's (Faded Glory)

Cardigan = Primark

Dress = Zara

Leggings = Topshop

Sandals = Nameless London Boutique

Today was MEANT to be Day1 of Uni shopping but guess what guys? I was stood up!! Twas SO embarassing!! I walked and tried to occupy my idle mind but I just couldnt :(

So ended the shopping alone, only to be bbm'd a while later with my shop-bud only JUST waking up...I was angry & disappointed beyond words...moving ON!!!

SO guys...I think we Bleurghers are through with the Kanye buzz, he's LOVING the attention...BLEURGH!

On to what is on ALL our minds and hanging off each of our tongues...SEASON 3 of Gossip Girl tonight!!! Stay tuned for my review and predictions, etc for this season...woo woo

YeYe says...BLEURGH! Enjoy GG...xoxo

Wind down well-well!

THURSDAY

T Shirt = Brother's (Iron Man)

3/4 Top = Next

Bag = Oasis

Leggings = Primark

Flipflops = Sister's (Accesorize)

SO...HOARDER ALERT!! I did a late Summer cleanout of my wardrobe 'cos I'm moving back to Uni-ville VERY soon :( .....Shock, Horror! Look at the MESS i FOUND accumlating...HORRENDOUS! I was so ashamed I contemplated even showing you guys, I mean, this is excluding the shoes & bags I left in storage in Manchester!!!

1. 22 flat pumps

2. 19 Summer sandals & flipflops

3. 37 handbags (*NOT mentioned....8 trainers, 6 boots & 8 heels)

4. My EBAY buys!! I'm a new convert and OFCOURSE on the 1st day I went crazy and I've been meaning to spruce up a few garms (TRANSLATION:Garments) in my wardrobe...so COMING SOON!

So you would think after discovering that I suffer the disgusting disease of Hoarderism, I would sit my arse at home and SAVE some money?? Nope! I went on a shopping spree with my girlies **Lolli & **IzzI....got a lime green Parka (Brighten up those gloomy winter evenings with COLOUR) for £10!! Shame on me...i KNOW!

FRIDAY

Cardigan = Macy's

Wife beaters = ?? (American boutique)

Jeans = Uniqlo

Sunglasses = H&M

WOW!! Last day of work!!! wooooooo! And BOY was my father not lenient with the set tasks! I've never been SO bombarded!! All the leftover paperwork & whatnot...tiring stuff, but quite frankly...BORING!!! Yes I'm done & VERY thankful for employing me in a bloody RECESSION! God is good mehn! lol

SATURDAY

Denim Waistcoat = George (YES! Asda...aint no shame in my game)

Top (worn as dress) = H&M

Necklaces = French boutique / M&S (Marks & Spencers)

Leggings = Topshop

Sandals = EA (Ethel Austin)

Today was a LOT of hardwork! My parents are REALLY taking that "make haste while the sun shines" proverb a tad too far! BLEURGH!! I'm only home for one more week & I'm out and I guess they are using this opportunity to treat me like one rahted (TRANSLATION: ?? heck! Even I don't know...ask a Jamaican lol) Ekhaite (TRANSLATION : House girl/Maid)!! So it was buy this, but that, check this...blah blah

So right now I'm just winding down with my FAVOURITE man in the world...JAYZ ofcourse!! Here's his 9/11 Madison Square Gardens performance....

YeYe says...BLEURGH! ...thats it really....i need a HOLIDAY!!! Xisses

Bleurgh pays its respects to DIVAS!!

AHHH!! Calling ALL Bleurghers!! VH1 Divas returns! OMFG! I remember setting my Sky box reminder and me and my siblings gathering round the TV to churn out all the up-tempo/soulful tracks our old divas (eg Mariah and Whitney) had to offer and then BAM...twas taken off the air.

Well hunnies, looks like its returned and at WHAT better time than this? The line up is sexiful and truly relects the modern day Diva. Here's a list to name a few:

• Adele (this chic's voice is REMARKABLE! My favourite has to be Hometown Glory. That's **Beefy's bedtime lullaby lol)
• Jennifer Hudson (Dunno how they managed to pull this off. This will probably be her 1st performance post baby...hmm OMFG!! If any of you missed her husband's wrestlingdebut-bearing in mind this dude graduated from Law School!!)

• Leona Lewis (listened to her new song "Happy" today & didn't really feel the hype...sorry! Perez Hilton claimed twas SO emosh he cried on 1st listen...HORMONES lol. I mean, twas GOOD, don't get me wrong but not hype-worthy)

And finally...paying homage to our generations definition of a TRUE diva. The one&only...Queen Bee...BLEURGH!!

YeYe says...BLEURGH!! and welcomes England to South Africa

2010 World Cup! Xisses

Day by Day...

WOW! I've kinda been TOO busy for words guys and I do apologise. I mean, we are only newborns in Blogsville and already we have been taking unnecessary breaks. Tsk Tsk!

SO...Shocker! I'm STILL working! WAY past my sell by date Daddy. So I rewarded myself by going on a mini-treasure hunt & came across these Antique (TRANSLATION: Vintage) Gold watches. He literally had like FIVE, "from the 60's" he said. But I chose this one, I think it compliments my style the most.

What do u guys think? BARGAIN right?

SATURDAY

T Shirt = Ecko

Shorts = H&M

Arm Candy = Daddy's watch (Citizen)

Flip flops = Accesorize (btw, dont u hate when someo

ne with a bigger footsize wears ur flipflops and stretches it?...BLEURGH! DEFO one of my pet peeves....my sis even

named it "expansion phobia" lmfao)

My church hosts a monthly bike event where you can go and repair/even build your OWN bike and take it home FREE! I'd been promoting it and whatnot, so I decided to go see for my own self. Twasnt EXACTLY what I'd imagined lol, but twas still a VERY nice gesture to my community! Also took the chance to introduce my bf to my brother...lets just say there was a TON of tumbleweed rolling by. But hey! (geddit hay as in tumbleweed?...ahh shucks, nevermind lol) Perhaps a YeYe surprise wasn't what either of them bargained for so...fingers crossed, twill be much better next time lol.

Also went to see "GI Joe" with my brother in the evening. Wasn't bad at ALL...Marlon Wayans is HILARIOUS in it. Gotta luv'em.

SUNDAY

I attended my sister's bestfriend's wedding. Twas EMOSH (TRANSLATION: Emotional) guys! I mean, I've never actually been to a wedding where I know the bride/groom 1st hand.

It's always like an aunty or something "twice removed" like that.

But this cereminy was BEAUTIFUL! When the bride walked it, the groom's face lit up and he had a perma-grin the entire night. Moving stuff...just makes you think about love. I mean, wow! She's waking up a Mrs....thats just SCARY and awesome

all at the same time!

Blazer = Sister's (St Michael's)

Necklace = Swarovski

Dress = Forever 21

Arm Candy = BollywoodDancing/

Claire's/Aldo/ Accesorize

Heels = Dorothy Perkins

But you know, an event is NEVER complete without true toilet-break-vanity-moments!! I went

for a quickie and returned with a ton of pics and a new

friend a

nd my bro was just like "I really do fear for what occurs in those YOUR toilets, guys just pee and are out. If a guy wants to have a convo? Well...*quivers*" Lets just say that sentence was never punctuated lool

TUESDAY

Tunic = MK One

Leggings = New Look

Flipflops = Nigerian Market

Arm Candy = Various gifts

I skipped Monday as that was SUCH a bummy day lol. The wedding lasted until late hours of the night and BOI was it eventful! My brother got relatively wasted- in my opinion- but at the time he reassured his sobriety but it seems the next day, his memory had halted after a certain moment. Than God for technology as I managed to capture his shenanigans on my "Berry"...sorrieabourrit (TRANSLATION : sarcastic apology) Did someone just blame it on the A-A-Alcohol? LMFAO

So today I was all bogged down with paperwork from yesterday AND today....BLEURGH! But i DID manage to squeeze some downtime and made some Akara (Nigerian Bean cuisine...HEY! That rhymes!) with a good buddy of mine. Hmm...lets see what the rest of the week holds in store guys.

Until then...

YeYe says...BLEURGH!! Take each moment in your stride.

Oh Crystal Bleurgh Ball

As if we knew it was coming...here's the new convert DMX acting a cracked-up fool on camera. Like why? Really?...

YeYe says...BLEURGH!! Don't hate on the GREATEST in the game (Jay Z). Xisses

All things DIRTY!!

B.I.Y (Bleurgh It Yourself)...I thought I'd start a new segment as I'm always tryna rejuvinate one thing or another in my closet so why not share that with YOU guys (its a blessing so be grateful lol).

Well, my ears. As I have previously revealed, they are NOT my best asset and hoops were NEVR my friend :(

So i dug up an old chain pair (why I purchased it?....i will NEVER know) and channeled the "CHANEL" in me. Well, twas REALLY inspired by my lastest blogsite addiction..."2 Bitches Deep"

LOVED YaYa's shisha bleurgh...had me in hysterics in the toilet (my location is NOT subject to

discussion thankyou very much lol). But as she's done the personal...

WHADDUP WITH HOLLYWOOD?? In 2 Can Playthat Game (starring Vivica A Fox), it was made common knowledge that the time for "showing ur asses" was SPRINGTIME! Hear that?...its getting toAutumn & scandals are at an all time HIGH!!

Check out what I've just dug up....

It's probably common knowledge to ALL "The Hills" fans that Kristen is causing more havoc than good to the clique. Well it seems she's not the only one bringing dirt to a good name. Check out Heidi (formerly Montag) Pratt's cover of Playboy. LC's response: "they [reference to heidi's boobjob] are not going to pay for themselves". Do you guys think that was too bitchy or warranted?...

What kinda MADNESS?!? What isthis whore ON? And why is Aubrey O'Day even still allowed on TV?

"Hitler was a brilliant man"? WTF??? Bleurgh-foolishnesses!!!

Leanne Rimes just cant seem to fight off more than just the moonlight these days. T

his heffer is knee-deep in infidelity drama! Turns out she hooked up with Eddie Cibrian (might know & have

loved him as Cole from Sunset Beach/ lil stints in Ugly Betty & Samantha

Who) who was married...well, they BOTH were. Adultery

makes me sick...no judgement, just the Bible told me so (in sing-song tone).

As if all that drama wasn't enough...turns out Shania is

getting married. If you already don't know, her husband cheated on her with her bestfriend. And you will never guess who this messed up heffer's getting hitched to now?....Only her EX-bestfriend's EX-husband...tak about compensation for heartache....EWWW!

FINALLY just cos!

This heffer ANNOYS the crap out of me! She's attention seeking...Lord knows WHY Kanye's dating her or why in the WORLD she's regarded as a model cos she just straight up screams HOE to me...BLEURGH!

She, to ME, just epitomises all things dirty so this post is specially dedicated to the dirtiest chic in the game...Amber Rose.

YeYe says...BLEURGH! Keep your dirty ish in the laundry, if yoy want to air it, then wash it out PRIVATELY first. It's not rocket science people.

Jay-Hova = saviour of RAP / Blasphemy (God's name in vain)?

So I was just minding my own business on Facebook when i came across this post from a friend.

I made the mistake of commenting to people who had already blinded their minds to reason (no offence). So... here's the convo...the names were changed so they are fictitious...or ARE they?

looool

So...that was it...My name OBVO "Onyeka"...did you think the arguments were concrete or a bit of a waste of a Tuesday night? lol (I hope you can read 'em!!

I thought I made sense and so did THEY to a certain extent. But at the end of the day, if you're gonna take a biblical stance then it should REALLY be laissez-faire, 'cos like I was saying, who are we to judge? It's funny how such trivial discussions can turn into a heated argument, a breeding place for the devil. HMMM!

YeYe says...BLEURGH! Leave Jay Z alone. Admire him for his creativity, he is a true craftsman. Focus on the POSITIVE images of Christianity in the media and how THAT is being distorted (Run's House, Greek - the Christian kid, etc) and how we can make that better.

BE FISHERS OF MEN! Xisses

Bleurgh-back guys and lemme know your thoughts...its worth talking about!! Xisses

Pinch, Punch...

Hey hunny-bunnies!! Pinch, punch, 1st day of the month and NO returns lol. Wait a min, I swear its badluck to actually do that past noon...WHOOPS!!

So...Bank Holiday Monday was carnival day to some, but to me and YaYa...twas just like every other day. NO wild antics, NO streetwalking getting groped by strangers, just a weekday that can be excused for a weekend and spent away from the tiring workplace. (lol funny as we both work for our parents & our work to the untrained eye may just look like slacking...hmm). Babysat for a lovely couple and their even lovelier kids...they went to the D'Banj concert, while I stayed at home and watched the kids...someone agree that role-reversal was weird?...shame on my LIFE that they have a better social life than me! I blame my parents lol

CARDIGAN = Urban Behaviour (USA Store)

TOP = Primark

SKIRT = Uniqlo

SANDALS = ??

<--- I'm sure y'all would agree that this outfit is NOT very inspiring. Its simple and just...bleurgh!! Why you ask? Well, its cos I'm kinda in a seasonal rot. Caught between Summer & Autumn...and well, I'm kinda just READY for a change so bloody hell....excuse me! looool

Today? Well, let me fill you in on the events prior to this day...Sunday, my father went out, as he usually did, to get the morning paper...ONLY, on his way back he saw that someone had SMASHED our car's rear windscreen!!! BLEURGH!!! Like HOW annoying is that? Obvo this was included in my job so I went from website to website looking for the cheapest quote (Autoglass SUCK!!). So today I ran up and down getting money, checking and re-checking the mechanic, etc etc. As a result, I had to wear an outfit that wasn't too stiff and allowed room for all this activity, to the disapproval of **BF and the horn-honking of several drivers...EWW!

CARDIGAN = Primark

TANK = H&M

VEST = Tommy Hilfiger

SHORTS = Macy's

SANDALS = Barratts

P.S....**BF IMITATED me today...not very flatteringly either so I've decided that as revenge is best served cold (Kill Bill baybay!!)...I'd put him on BLAST via Bleurgh!! Why the imitation you ask?...Well, he wore his shorts back to front (Kris-Kross will NEVER make a comeback hun) and while I revelled in what I thought to be utter genius he said "Bleurgh...why not take risks?" (a clear mockery of my previous post)...like, did someone ELSE just scream "heffer!" cos I'd defo say AMEN to that.

YeYe says...BLEURGH!!...New month, New Beginnings